is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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