we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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