hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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