if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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