Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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