If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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