I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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