You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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