Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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