Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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