Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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