Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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