I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
