eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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