I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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