He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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