Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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