I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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