she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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