how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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