glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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