i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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what are you doing with your life
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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