singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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