dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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