apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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