Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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