i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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