Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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