This girl is more easily done than said...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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