i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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