I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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