we're blogging at a bar
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
