I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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