We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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