South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize