About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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