a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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