We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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