I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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