butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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