I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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