I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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