Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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