u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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