Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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