god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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