SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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