If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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