I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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