We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
