I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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