Your tits are I can't wait for
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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