Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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